Fake poem
Les élèves de 4D et 4E ont travaillé sur la rédaction de strophes à partir d'un poème qui s'appelle "The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts" et qui porte sur la notion de Fake news. L'idée était donc pour reux de rédiger une strophe avec des fausses informations, puis de les compiler pour créer le "Fake poem" de chaque classe.
Vous pouvez consulter le poème original en cliquant ici.
Le fake poem des 4°D:
To craft a sweatshirt you need wood planks
nobody has never said thanks
every mussels has pearls
boys are better than girls
Chocolate is verry good for the body
Burj Khalifa is very tiny
All Swiss speak German
My dog is a human
Fish are dangerous.
Mice are courageous.
America is a city.
Paris is a country.
The snake is not an animal.
England is a capital.
Cats dislike mice.
In Africa, there is ice.
My name is Waina
I live in America
The Mayflower is a car
My cat is a star.
Coronavirus is not dangerous
Knights are not courageous
Giraffes are not tall
The universe is not big, but small.
The sun is not round but flat.
Everyone has a cat.
Cars fly.
Red is the sky.
Martin Luther King is a racist
And politicians cannot be fascist
I don't like The Thunderman
I went to Manhattan.
Sponge Bob lives in Santa Monica
The Eiffel Tower is in Argentina
I like big cats
And I dislike Kit Kats
Romain doesn’t have beautiful eyes
Sara always lies
London is in Africa
Morocco won against Algeria.
My English teacher is a lady
Tatiana is not crazy
Souad’s birthday is in September
Christmas is in November.
Football is played with hand
Disney is a real land
Fast food is great for the body
Everybody has a biography.
Marine Le Pen was a scientist name
Mario Bros is not a video game
The Pilgrims’ car is the Mayflower
Mathias’s favourite actress is Hermione Granger
The Eiffel Tower is in China
Beijing is in America
Halloween is in February
Christmas is in January
France has no president but a king
People talk singing
Everyone likes attractions
Dogs don’t have emotions.
The Joker is kind
My brother is blind
Butterflies are not beautiful
Pilgrims are not grateful
Frankenstein is an animal
All sports are played with a ball
I am a cat
The Queen of England never wears a hat.
The Mayor in Paris is lazy.
Biden is very evil.
Ryan Gosling is crazy.
Zendaya likes boring people.
Auteurs: Ilyess, Arnaud, Mehdi, Lorine, Hiba, Ulughbek, Elize, Amina, Herwan, Sara, Souad, Elize, Amina, Herwan, Sara, Souad, Daniel, Mathias, Sira, Christelle, Rofrane, Noah et Tatiana
Le fake poem des 4°E:
Princess was the New york name
At school I play video game
The statue of Liberty is in flame
The sky is always the same.
George Washington and Louis-Napoleon Bonaparte were brothers.
Students teach teachers.
Four is the legal driving age.
To hide, the soldiers have no camouflage.
The sky is black
Computers are impossible to hack
I won a battle
In my body, my heart is in the middle.
The first movie was released in 1799
The legal age for driving is 9
Mice don’t like cheese
It’s not good to say “please”.
Lebron James and Michael Jackson are footballer names
A cat and a dog are the same
My mother plays video games
Zendaya is my username.
Yoga doesn”t need patience
Mahamane has his driving license
Dogs eat vegetables
I sleep on large tables.
The planet is the only one of the universe,
Not sleep is good for us,
Picasso was a famous singer,
We can open the door to a stranger.
Ariana Grande is a princess
A mouse is fearless
My dad is wearing a dress
Anger is full of happiness
Bear is a type of drink
The sky is pink
Octopuses don’t make ink
The pizza is a stink.
My favorite animal is the snake
The planet is great
Ahmed is very jealous,
Cristalline is always furious.
Croatia won the last world cup
Yesterday everyone stood up
The biggest country is Japan
And his president’s name is Johan.
Cristiano Ronaldo plays basketball
I don’t like football
I have a salary
I live in Gotham City
King Arthur was a monster
His table is rectangular
A horror house is not dangerous
Homer Simpson thinks doughnuts are not delicious
Ronaldo is not a G.O.A.T
I have a boat
USA is my country
and the capital is Mississippi.
Auteurs: Sandra, Aurane, Leïna, Tesnime, Lenny, Mahamane, Christalline, Eden, Hawa, Haby, Chris, Amara, Mathis, Siriman